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  • 1: This is Nowhere Near the Staggering Unicorn
  • 2: You Fool of a Pumpkin!
  • 3: Armpit Music
  • 4: Close Encounters of the Durst Kind
  • 5: Nobody Hits Ghostie in the Corner!
  • 6: Sacred Flaming is Exhausting
  • 7: Mist-ical Visions: Part 1
  • 8: Mist-ical Visions: Part 2
  • 9: People Hang Out With Monsters?
  • 10: The Gross Pile of Gross
  • 11: New Friends, or BIFF! SPLAT! GUANO!
  • 12: GILFs, Get Your Tongues Ready!
  • 13: My Necro-Sense is Tingling
  • 14: The Attempted Pike Poke
  • 15: The Truth of His Salvation
  • 16: How's the Sentence Happening?
  • 17: Village of Bologna
  • 18: It HAS Been Real!
  • 19: Does Anybody Have A Tent?
  • 20: Take That, Bette Midler!
  • 21: Eric, Do You Hate Us?
  • 22: Aren't We a Little Old to Be Put in Child Pies?
  • 23: Ireena, Can You Give Us a Hand?
  • 24: What Is the Airspeed Velocity of a Barrel-Laden Raven?
  • 25: Eat Your Beets and Leave Me Alone
  • 26: Deer Eggs and a Bowl of Tabasco Sauce
  • 27: Mist-ical Visions: Part 3
  • 28: The Fifth Pope of London
  • 29: This is a Kids' Store!
  • 30: You Glued My Doll?
  • 31: The Sneakers of Seeing Ahead
  • 32: Love, The BMG
  • 33: It's Not Even On Google Maps Yet
  • 34: Differently Vague
  • 35: Our Prayers Are Like Mad Libs
  • 36: Are We Sure We Want Nick To Be Able To Do That?
  • 37: You Could Bounce Keys Off That Ass
  • 38: Is This a Toothbrush?
  • 39: John Quincy Brown
  • 40: Authentic Barovian Gibberish
  • 41: Oddly Placed Knothole
  • 42: Simulacrum, Simulacrum, Simulacrum, Simulacrum
  • 43: The Patriarchy Tree
  • 44: Have You No Respect For The Dead?
  • 45: The Setting is the 90s
  • 46: Dent Biscuits
  • 47: We No Kill (Except By Accident)
  • 48: I've Been Known To Stealth About
  • 49: Do You Guys Just Wanna Play Monopoly Instead?
  • 50: Play The Bellows On Me
  • 51: Thanks, and Ew.
  • 52: A Holy-Holly-Jolly Pork Fried Dice Special
  • 53: You've Gotta Snort It!
  • 54: Lay On Crotch
  • 55: Turn Left at the Short Sword
  • 56: Twisty Ties
  • 57: Go, Go, Baron Skis!
  • 58: Picture a Bag of Flour
  • 59: Set Maul to Stun
  • 60: ...And We're All Tied To The Bear
  • 61: Stop Pretend Gasping!
  • 62: Assistant to the Regional Mayor
  • 63: Water, Sticks and Whiskey
  • 64: Outhouse Being Hit By Dead Dog
  • 65: Take Off Those Kneepads!
  • 66: When I Wake Up, I'd Like to be Intact
  • 67: You Can Smell As Many Holes As You Want
  • 68: Peaked Moops
  • 69: Hale and Stewish
  • 70: I'm Lookin' To Get Mounted
  • 71: Sunshine Porcupine
  • 72: Bananishment
  • 73: It's Either a Spell or an Auction House
  • 74: Stitching a Rabbit to a Turnip
  • 75: This Corruption, It Affects Pronouns
  • 76: Snickerdoodle
  • 77: The Last Episode (Of Leave It To Beaver)
  • 78: With Great Crossbow Comes Hot Pink Ink
  • 79: Peace Cheese
  • 80: Strahd Smokestack
  • 81: We Don't Have A Lot Of Repeat Customers
  • 82: Planet Earth 3
  • 83: Can We Stop Saying the Words "Flesh Curtain?"
  • 84: I Thought There Was Gonna Be a Gold-Plated Toilet
  • 85: The Horrible Smells of Will's Imagination
  • 86: I'll Permit Steed to Stink
  • 87: Smite Tower
  • 88: The One Where Eric's Bein' All Strict and Shit
  • 89: No, No, Just a Plain Old Punch
  • 90: Plantalone
  • 91: This is My Naturally Stealthy Hair
  • 92: I Am The Least Fortunate Person Who Ever Lived
  • 93: Right in the Eyes, Not in the Ass
  • 94: Tall Guy And Beard Face: The Smash Brothers
  • 95: Pork Died Frights
  • 96: Fart Stain - or, Raphina Breaks the Game
  • 97: How Many People Get To Go To The Bathroom in Argynvostholt?
  • 98: There's No Time!
  • 99: Bill and Ted
  • 100: She's On The Moon
  • 101: Suddenly, You're Wearing Purple Overalls
  • 102: I Like What You've Done With Your Bush
  • 103: Ass Position
  • 104: I'm Gonna S.O.S. Her Ass Outta Here
  • 105: If Knowing Isaac Ch-Childres Is Cool, Consider Greg Miles Davis
  • 106: Wah, I'm an Iguana
  • 107: Clearly, You've Never Tried To Use a Cat As a Mop Before
  • 108: I Take Out My Spoons
  • 109: But Are the Bees Hot?
  • 110: Dwayne "Vrock" Johnson
  • 111: Who Do You Think I Am, Mr. Peanut?!
  • 112: Great, We're At a Sarcastic Temple
  • 113: We Only Heard Lard
  • 114: Strangely Contoured Knees
  • 115: Sarcopha-guy
  • 116: That Was Just My Stunt Double
  • 117: "Cup"cakes and Peanuts!
  • 118: The Gift of Taco Bell Gift Cards
  • 119: Guys, My Sinuses Have Never Been Clearer
  • 120: We Have to Defeat Batthwack Now
  • 121: It'll Be a Great Story of How We Died
  • 122: Satin Lining
  • 123: Fifty Feet of Warm Rope
  • 124: Two Built-In Snoopy Sno-cone Makers
  • 125: I Can't Believe I Complain How Slow Battles Are
  • 126: Should We Start the Show Now? / Goatse Boulevard
  • 127: We Will Break You With Our Eggs
  • 128: EGG-SMR
  • 129: Does That Mean We Can Find David Bowie in Vallaki Right Now?
  • 130: That Turtle Just Pushed That Hot Woman Off The Roof!
  • 131: I Don't Think It's Legal For There To Be Another Batthwack
  • 132: High Fetlock
  • 133: Copacetic Time Bandits
  • 134: I Always Get Philosophical Just Before I'm Murdered
  • 135: A Living Art Installation
  • 136: The Octagon
  • 137: Lank and Flank
  • 138: Hello Kitty Lockpick Set
  • 139: The Fork of Truth
  • 140: What's the Swirly Plan?
  • 141: Let Me Take Off Your Brazier
  • 142: Nobody Hits Will But Me!
  • 143: Cloacula
  • 144: I Should Have Threatened Batthwack's Javelins
  • 145: Shrouds and Cloaks and Draping Drupes
  • 146: Modesty is the Best Policy
  • 147: A Hands-and-Knees Kind of Situation
  • 148: Cooking With Raphina
  • 149: But Do You?
  • 150: Ghost Booty
  • 151: You'll Have a Very Cute Corpse
  • 152: It's Like a Layup
  • 153: Smoke Weed and Fuck a Lizard
  • 154: A Yuletide Tale
  • 155: Raphino, Lady of Death
  • 156: I'll Give You a Pass Because You Don't Have Any Eyes
  • 157: Tap It
  • 158: OpeningSepticTank.wav
  • 159: Bats Wearing Sombreros
  • 160: That's Not the Ultimatum I Was Hoping You Were Gonna Make
  • 161: Cold of Cone
  • 162: This, Uh, Undead, Uh, Vampire Lord Guy Creature Man Strahd Dude
  • 163: Physician, Heal Thyself
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